It’s my Birthday and all I got was this stupid…
Remember the birthday you woke up with with a dead animal on your head? You know the completely awful year? You woke up terrified because you didn’t know the animal was dead seeing how the carcass was still warm but then you realized it was dead which was just as terrifying because it looked like someone used a dull serrated spoon to gut it? Yeah, you’re 27 now.
Erik, stop it. I’m changing my locks.
